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HOW EVERYONE WILL END UP WITH PIZZA a pizza story by the pizzaguy  loading...  it all started with a cute message on Tinder  it's cheesy but you fell for it because pizza  the next day he sends you a gif  ... he wants to eat pizza on the first date!!! <3  and you're like HELL YES!!! gif it to me bby  DATE NIGHT 1 hour left panic, chaos, crisis  WHAT TO WEAR?!?!?  O WAIT he has send you the perf outfit for your date  so ur happy again  and continue getting ready while listing to some salaming music  brushing your hair with a snack and all  then you hear some noice outside... that must be HIM!  so you take a look outside the window to get a first impression of ur date he arrives at his pizza vehicle...  that's a little weird???  then the doorbell rings  so you walk to the door still excited and all  before you opened the door you expected this...  but reality hits you in the face o.o  you're shooked !!! wtf???  and blink once or twice: is this real?!  did you srsly get catfished?????  but it's free pizza so you're not going to give up on him (the pizza)...  then he says the four scariest words ever  you're shocked. this guy lies about everything!!!  while at the restaurant you decide to give him another chance, maybe one bite of the magical pizza will make it better???  so you ask for some extra taste.... and he starts dancing like Drake.. wth?  How about pepperNOni?  you keep eating your pizza looking the other way bcs...  you're totally done with this guy, so after you finished your pizza you speak:  (and you're reffering to the pizza, little does he know) after he paid for your pizza you leave  and you run home as fast as you can  after that you're quite desperate so you start dating a pig instead  but he turns into a dog so yeah that didn't work out as well  you get extremely sad  ( and start projecting your anger on pizza  but after a while the sun starts shining again...   and you decide you are going to fight for what's worth it the most!  so you marry the tastiest slice of pizza <3  and live happily ever after  till you die!    en toen kwam er een fluit en die blies het verhaaltje uit the end ok bye. |
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